Tequila Christmas Cake

[Melanie]

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 BOTTLE of Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Start by sampling the tequila to check for quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat
again. At this point it is best to make sure the tequila is still okay.

Try another cup, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the friggin' fruit cup off the floor. Mix on the turner, if the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next sniff 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somfing,
whatever you can find. Greash the oven, turn the cake tin to 365 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, through the bowl frew the window, finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat!

Cherry Mistmas!!

[Céline]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

and me was thinking you were going to give us a chance to bake some original cake this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[icyvicky]

LOL sounds terrific, thanks

[Melanie]

icyvicky said:

LOL sounds terrific, thanks

PML, are you serious Vicky?

[icyvicky]

LOL of course
you don't know me enough

[Cholla]

Mel said:

Tequila Christmas Cake

(...) Start by sampling the tequila to check for quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. (...)

I don't even have to try to go further, I'm already in intensive care and into an ethylic coma Tequila is so strong !!

I knew a recipe of this "style", it was with a turkey and whiskey. At the end, the turkey was doing CPA on the cook...

Ioana, it makes me think of a chicken recipe you gave me, though it was less, uh, dangerous (except for the chicken...)

Cho.

[Titi]

sounds cool

[Melanie]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[Céline]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



Mel, keep up with the good laughs!! THANKS!!

[Sunshine Lizzie]

LoooooooooooooooL

This is just tooooooo funnyyyyyy!!!!