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Post by deedeelocks on Apr 19, 2008 11:12:47 GMT 1
he said, he would like to know some more jokes, he asked me like twice if I know some, but I told him that I´m not the funny one, he is... ;D he actually wanted a seperate page for it on his website  , but I think on the forum is good enough... so if you know any good jokes or funny things, post them here!!  |
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Post by Sweet Eri on Apr 19, 2008 17:07:30 GMT 1
;D u forgot to tell em about this lol |
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Post by lerei on Apr 20, 2008 2:16:30 GMT 1
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
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Post by carolina on Apr 20, 2008 19:09:38 GMT 1
haa!wiked!!lol...ok it`s not a joke but as i remember it now it always makes me laught how stupid i am sometimes!So i had to buy a ticket to go to another city as i practice in another city, one hour on the train.That Thursday i was late, so i bought the ticket, ran to the train but when i had to spet on the train it just closed the doors infront of!!I was so mad at the world that momet.I understood that i`m not gonna be on te ice on time so there is no point for me to go there tonight.I came up to the came cashie and asked to have my money back, because i was late for my train.I get my money back and went to the shop.I`ve looked at my watch, it was 10 minutes past 4. In my mind "My lesson starts at half pas 5, i`m not late!!" I went back to buy ticket agein.That man was like " You didn`t lisened to me!!Why you`v changed that ticket...this is not funny!" He was really mad...and kind of shouting...But the most worst thing is still to come!A few seconds after i bought this ticket i just realized that ITS THURSTAY NOT WEDNESDAY, MY LESSON IS AREADY STARTED.I felt so bad, i cried and laught and again cried...so then i came up to this man who sold me a ticket, saying:" Could you please change my ticket again please"- still crying...he totally shouted at me, i cried a lot mo and he "Don`t cry BUT THINK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!IT`S NOT A JOKES!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?"OMG that was so so so horrible...but now i just smilethinking of it..))lol
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Post by deedeelocks on Apr 30, 2008 17:29:15 GMT 1
I am watching this Dutch TV show online and I am sad most of the things are in Dutch and I cannot share them here because its so funny... but...here is something, and they are mostly singing and doing crazy stuff and they are singing in English. (tho the beginning is Dutch) their task: show the worst videoclip of all times... www.bnn.nl/page/lamaplayer/kijken/7dd2bd0a7ed795ecb6c7321630d59b0a/ |
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Post by carolina on May 1, 2008 23:27:57 GMT 1
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE;))LOL!WERE THEY PRACTICING??
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Post by deedeelocks on May 2, 2008 14:31:56 GMT 1
No, they are always doing crazy things like this on TV
its part of the TV show and nothing is rehearsed... they just improvise...
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Post by ruxandra on May 3, 2008 23:52:46 GMT 1
Well,this topic it's really interesting and it fits me...lol.But now I only have time to write just one joke.So here it is.....
The husband comes very happy at home crying :"YEYYYY!!!!I won the lottery!!!!Darling,pack up!".
His wife,a little confused,sais..."what should I pack for? seaside or mountain side?".
Then he answers:"I don't give a damn!Just dissapear now!"
;D LOL....It's a little misogynist,but it made me laugh a lot when I heard it!...
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Post by bspeedo on Jul 20, 2008 18:13:23 GMT 1
I know a joke....it's a blonde joke, they are fairly popular in the US. Plz don't be offended. They mean no harm, they're just supposed to be funny....I've just got to explain some stuff first, so u will understand it, if you're not from the US and are not familiar with our holidays. 1) on Christmas, Santa Claus (St. Nicholas) goes down the people's chimneys and puts presents under a Christmas tree. St. Nick is usually a fat man who dresses in a red outfit. 2) Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful. Traditionally, people gather at some place, and have a feast of sorts. So they eat a lot. It has more meaning than that, but this is what you need to know for this. 3) Groundhogs Day is a weird traditional holiday. There is a groundhog in the ground in a town called Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, and every year, in March, I believe, he comes out of his hole in the ground, and if he comes up and sees his shadow, there are 6 more weeks of winter. If he doesn't see his shadow, then winter is over. (so the story goes) So here is the joke..... So, there were three blondes and they decided to drive across the Grand Canyon (in Arizona, USA) but they crashed and died.  So they got to heaven and St. Peter was there and he said, "I will ask you a question and if you get it right, I will allow you into heaven." His question: What is Easter? Blonde #1 replies, it's when a big fat man dresses up in red and gives everyone presents! St. Peter shakes his head, no. Blonde #2 gives it a try. It's when everyone gathers around and eats a lot and is thankful for something! St. Peter again, shakes his head no. By this time, he is beginning to wonder what he is going to do with these girls. Blonde #3 goes ahead: Its when Jesus Christ was crucified on a cross and was then put in a tomb and a big rock was put over the entrance... St. Peter is thinking, Oh God, Please get it right! And she continues...And every year, they unroll the rock from in front of his tomb, and Jesus comes out, and if he sees his shadow, there are six more weeks of winter! I think it's a funny , joke, but it's up to you to decide for yourself. |
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Post by lerei on Aug 3, 2008 6:25:05 GMT 1
Read this on another forum
Person 1: Hey, how much for a rib?
Person 2: It cost Adam eternity, not sure what it will cost you.
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Post by Scara on Aug 4, 2008 3:34:19 GMT 1
Got a fun one in the mail today, tad weird timing though:
THE
FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You
believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa
Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa
Claus.
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Post by xelah900 on Aug 6, 2008 21:35:27 GMT 1
This one is very old (at least older than Schengen Agreement)
A man goes to Lourdes on pilgrimage. On his way home he buys some Cognac. Crossing the border a policeman sees the barrel and asks him what it contents. The man answer that he is bringing some Holy Water to his relatives. The policeman tastes the "water" and exclaim "But this is Cognac!" The pilgrim falls on his knees and shouts "It's a miracle!"
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Post by srbiangirl on Sept 24, 2008 10:56:35 GMT 1
I could not remember some realy funny joke right now but i decided to write something funny that hapened to me few years ago. Than i wasnt thinked that it is funny but whan i forgot a shame that i felt in that moment i realised that it is preaty funny. lol : )
So, one sunny, nice day, i was walking trought village with my older brother who live next door, my best female friend and my best male friend. Since it was sunny day i was wearing my new short skirt wich had zipper (zip-fastener) from top to the bottom in the middle of the skirt. So we all was walking, talking and joking and i wasnt even notice whan zipper on my skirt broked and my skirt started scrolling down. Lucky, my best (female) friend was next to me in that moment so she reached my skirt before me and helped me to stay dressed. And my brother and my best (male) friend didnt noticed what was going on at first place so whan thay figured out what was going on my skirt was on agin but still i felt shamed. But later i realised that it was funny and i laughed together with my friends.
Also, one time while i was at excursion trip with my classmates in Macedonia something simmilar hapened, i mean something that i felt shamed about.
I was taking shower in my hotel room and forgot to bring with me in the bathroom my jeans that i wanted to dress, so i was yell at my roomate to come and bring it to me, so the door opened and someone behind a curtain added me my pants, and i continued taking my shower.
Than, whan i finished, dressed up, and entered in my room i realised that it wasnt been my roomate, it was guy next door to us (older class student) who happened to hear me so he camed and bringed me my stuff. For the moment i felt shamed but a minut latter i was laughing with him and my roomate. : )
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Post by ing on Nov 4, 2008 12:35:52 GMT 1
Johnny was a chemist
Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4
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